Post by Danny on Aug 14, 2004 14:48:38 GMT -5
Bigtyme decides one year that he wants to go Grizzly Bear hunting in Alaska. It's a once in a lifetime trip and he finally can afford to go for it. He calls his good buddy Renegade and asks him if he'd like to go and they could split the expenses.
Well, Renegade knows a good deal when he sees one so he says "Sure, but I need to go to Wally World and buy some appropriate gear for such a trip". Bigtyme agrees and makes plans to meet him at Wally World at noon the following Saturday.
Saturday rolls round and they both meet at Wally World. They're like two kids at Christmas time, anxious to be buy all the new gear they figure will be needed for a trip to Alaska.
They grab a couple of carts and head for the sporting goods section. They both pick out a couple of new guns in .338 Magnum, enough for any bear they come across. While there they pick up some rain gear, new boots, cover scents, a bear call, and a few other items like a tent, cooking gear, and a couple of camp chairs.
Bigtyme is about ready to check out when he looks around and he can't find Renegade. He starts searching all over the store and sees him in the shoe department checking out the latest Nike, Adidas, and New Balance running shoes.
Bigtyme walks up to him and says, "what are you doing?" Renegade replies that if he's going to be in bear country, he needs some new running shoes. Bigtyme shakes his head and says, "Boy, you don't know anything do you. There's no way you need running shoes in bear country, because there's no way you're gonna be able to outrun a grizzly bear!" Renegade replies, "I know I can't outrun a grizzly bear, all I need to be able to do, is outrun YOU!"
Well, Renegade knows a good deal when he sees one so he says "Sure, but I need to go to Wally World and buy some appropriate gear for such a trip". Bigtyme agrees and makes plans to meet him at Wally World at noon the following Saturday.
Saturday rolls round and they both meet at Wally World. They're like two kids at Christmas time, anxious to be buy all the new gear they figure will be needed for a trip to Alaska.
They grab a couple of carts and head for the sporting goods section. They both pick out a couple of new guns in .338 Magnum, enough for any bear they come across. While there they pick up some rain gear, new boots, cover scents, a bear call, and a few other items like a tent, cooking gear, and a couple of camp chairs.
Bigtyme is about ready to check out when he looks around and he can't find Renegade. He starts searching all over the store and sees him in the shoe department checking out the latest Nike, Adidas, and New Balance running shoes.
Bigtyme walks up to him and says, "what are you doing?" Renegade replies that if he's going to be in bear country, he needs some new running shoes. Bigtyme shakes his head and says, "Boy, you don't know anything do you. There's no way you need running shoes in bear country, because there's no way you're gonna be able to outrun a grizzly bear!" Renegade replies, "I know I can't outrun a grizzly bear, all I need to be able to do, is outrun YOU!"
