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Post by "BIGTYME" on Jul 4, 2004 17:05:28 GMT -5
One night during the local deer hunting season a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy country bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a deer hunter tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, then try his keys in five different cars before he found his. He sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. All the other deer hunters left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.00. The puzzle officer demanded to know how that could be.
The deer hunter replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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Post by Renegade on Jul 5, 2004 14:22:32 GMT -5
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Post by 243 on Jul 6, 2004 13:40:59 GMT -5
sounds like somthin renagade would do!  |
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Post by Renegade on Jul 6, 2004 15:48:49 GMT -5
Yep, I've been the designated decoy for my buds.
Later,
Dave
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Post by 243 on Jul 6, 2004 19:53:50 GMT -5
decoy to what,they goin spotlighting
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Post by "BIGTYME" on Jul 8, 2004 2:19:23 GMT -5
Hey 243 you wanna go SNIPE HUNTIN thats the decoy he was for |
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Post by Danny on Jul 8, 2004 12:12:20 GMT -5
I don't know which is scarier. 243, or you wanting to take him Snipe hunting!  |
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Post by Renegade on Jul 8, 2004 19:51:40 GMT -5
That is a scary Later, Dave |
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Post by 243 on Jul 8, 2004 21:52:32 GMT -5
Hey 243 you wanna go SNIPE HUNTIN thats the decoy he was for i have been snipe hunting befor |
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Post by TXBOWHNTR on Jul 13, 2004 13:02:23 GMT -5
you guys crack me up!  |
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Post by Dep6 on Jul 20, 2004 5:50:58 GMT -5
Yall ain't right!!   |
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Post by "BIGTYME" on Jul 20, 2004 19:31:12 GMT -5
But we srious about our huntin and like to have fun also thats key to live have fun you wont be around forever |
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