Post by Danny on Jun 10, 2004 20:18:41 GMT -5
Bubba and Billy-Bob were out deer huntin' one day when Bubba saw movement in the brush! Well, it seems Billy-Bob went into the bushes to take care of some business. He of course had brought some toilet paper from home with him and when he got it out, Bubba thought it was a white tail of a deer flashing!
Well, Bubba hadn't gotten a deer before, even though he's read everything he could get his hands on, so he unloaded his trusty pump action 30.06 into the bush. All was quiet afterward and the bush didn't move.
Bubba went to claim his prize and found Billy-Bob there. Not knowing what to do, he had to think for a moment and then decided that he better get him to a hospital.
About an hour later, Bubba pulls his pick-up truck up to the emergency room door and runs inside yelling for a doctor. "Doctor, I need a Doctor, my best friend has been shot!!"
A Doctor, two nurses, and a couple of aids ran outside with Bubba to the truck. When they got there, the Doctor turns and ask Bubba how this happened. Bubba recounts the tail of how he shot his best friend, and asked, "Please Doctor, can you save him?" The Doctor shook his head no and stated, "I'm sorry Bubba. He's gone. But, he might have had a chance if you hadn't gutted him before bringing him in!!"
Well, Bubba hadn't gotten a deer before, even though he's read everything he could get his hands on, so he unloaded his trusty pump action 30.06 into the bush. All was quiet afterward and the bush didn't move.
Bubba went to claim his prize and found Billy-Bob there. Not knowing what to do, he had to think for a moment and then decided that he better get him to a hospital.
About an hour later, Bubba pulls his pick-up truck up to the emergency room door and runs inside yelling for a doctor. "Doctor, I need a Doctor, my best friend has been shot!!"
A Doctor, two nurses, and a couple of aids ran outside with Bubba to the truck. When they got there, the Doctor turns and ask Bubba how this happened. Bubba recounts the tail of how he shot his best friend, and asked, "Please Doctor, can you save him?" The Doctor shook his head no and stated, "I'm sorry Bubba. He's gone. But, he might have had a chance if you hadn't gutted him before bringing him in!!"
