Post by guess on Jun 6, 2004 14:42:04 GMT -5
Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow
managed to hit his ball into the woods, finding it in a
patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden...POOF!!!
In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman
appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how
long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for
that , you won't have any butter for your popcorn
for the rest of your life; better still; you won't have
any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As
a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for
anything for the rest of your life!"
THEN, POOF....she was gone.
After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his
friend, Fred.
"Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the girl thingy willows."
Dave yells back, "DON'T SWING, FRED!!
For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!"
managed to hit his ball into the woods, finding it in a
patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden...POOF!!!
In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman
appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how
long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for
that , you won't have any butter for your popcorn
for the rest of your life; better still; you won't have
any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As
a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for
anything for the rest of your life!"
THEN, POOF....she was gone.
After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his
friend, Fred.
"Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the girl thingy willows."
Dave yells back, "DON'T SWING, FRED!!
For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!"
