Post by april on Jun 4, 2004 13:46:15 GMT -5
A visiting professor at a southern University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start, Out of those of you that believe in ghosts, how many of you think you have ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raised their hands.
"That's really good. I'm glad you take this seriously. Has anyone ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands.
"That's great! But let me ask one question farther....has any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I have given this lecture, no one has claimed to have slept with a ghost. You have got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and makes his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "well, okay, tell us what it is like to make love to a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost? ....DANG! From back there I coulda swore you said 'goats'!"
"Well, that's a good start, Out of those of you that believe in ghosts, how many of you think you have ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raised their hands.
"That's really good. I'm glad you take this seriously. Has anyone ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands.
"That's great! But let me ask one question farther....has any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I have given this lecture, no one has claimed to have slept with a ghost. You have got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and makes his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "well, okay, tell us what it is like to make love to a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost? ....DANG! From back there I coulda swore you said 'goats'!"
