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Post by "BIGTYME" on Jun 4, 2004 11:56:05 GMT -5
A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City. He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B." With a quizzical look the saleslady asked "What kind of bra?" He repeated " A Baptist bra. -- She said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted." "Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type." Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?" The lady responded "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright." He mused on that information for a minute, and asked "So, what is the Baptist type for?" "They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills."
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Post by Danny on Jun 4, 2004 12:12:11 GMT -5
Mines a Jewish Bra wearer. Tries to cram as much as possible into almost nothing.
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Post by april on Jun 4, 2004 13:37:03 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by "BIGTYME" on Jun 5, 2004 2:28:27 GMT -5
Well mine is still a baptist
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Post by "BIGTYME" on Aug 26, 2004 14:47:50 GMT -5
bump ;D
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Post by 12gauge on Aug 26, 2004 18:41:52 GMT -5
LMAO! That's a good one Bigtymehunter! LOL! I can't stop laughing lol! god bless
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Post by JenJ on Sept 1, 2004 19:38:16 GMT -5
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