Post by hungryhuntergirl on Jun 6, 2006 11:32:34 GMT -5
Bubba Boyd and Billy Bob, from Tulsa, Oklahoma,
traveled to Fort Worth, Texas last week for a vacation.
While walking along a busy downtown
street, they see a sign in a store window which reads, "Suits
$5.00 each, Trousers $2.50 a pair and Shirts $2.00 each"
Bubba Boyd says,"Woo Hoo, Billy Bob! We could buy a whole gob
of these clothes, take 'em back to Tulsa, sell 'em to all our friends
and make us a fortune!"
Bubba Boyd continues, "Now when we
go in there, don't you say a word, okay? Just let me do all the talkin'
'cause if they hear your Okie accent, they might think we're ignorant, and
they won't wanna sell them clothes to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow
fake Texas drawl so's they won't know we'er from Tulsa."
They go into the store and Bubba Boyd says, in
his best fake Texas drawl, "I'll take 50 of
them thar suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them thar shirts at $2.00 each,
and I'll take 50 pairs of them thar trousers at $2.50each. I'll just back
my truck up to your front door and ya'll can load 'em up!"
With a broad Texas smile across his face, the owner of the shop interrupts,
"Ya'll boys are from Oklahoma, ain'cha?"
"Well....yes sir,"says a surprised Bubba Boyd. "But how come you'd know that?"
The shop owner replies, "Cause this here's a dry-cleaners!
