Post by "BIGTYME" on Jun 1, 2006 20:30:35 GMT -5
Never choke in a restaurant in South Mississippi...
Two hillbillies walk into a bar.
While having a shot of whiskey,
they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, HHG sitting at a nearby table,
who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent
that HHG is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
"Kin ya swallar?"
HHG shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
HHG begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the HHG,!
lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her
drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a
lick with his tongue.
HHG is so shocked that she has a violent
spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As HHG begins to breathe again, the hillbilly
walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
'Hind Lick Maneuver',
but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
Two hillbillies walk into a bar.
While having a shot of whiskey,
they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, HHG sitting at a nearby table,
who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent
that HHG is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
"Kin ya swallar?"
HHG shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
HHG begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the HHG,!
lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her
drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a
lick with his tongue.
HHG is so shocked that she has a violent
spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As HHG begins to breathe again, the hillbilly
walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
'Hind Lick Maneuver',
but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
Thats funny right there 
