Post by hungryhuntergirl on May 30, 2006 13:27:25 GMT -5
A very attractive blonde woman from Mississippi arrived in Las
Vegas and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000)on a single roll
of the dice.
She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the
neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs
new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared
at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The
other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
watching."
Moral - Not all Mississippians are stupid and not
all blondes are dumb, but all men are men
Vegas and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000)on a single roll
of the dice.
She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the
neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs
new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared
at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The
other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
watching."
Moral - Not all Mississippians are stupid and not
all blondes are dumb, but all men are men
:-/I'll be going to Vegas in September.I sure don't have the body to do it and the blonde hair has never been.I guess I'll come back a loser.Maybe I can talk Susan into it. Blonde with lots of brains. 
