Post by hungryhuntergirl on May 18, 2006 13:00:01 GMT -5
A biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed. They
couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and
would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store
and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed
store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to
carry all of his purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old
lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get
to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird
Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket,
carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm, and carry
The goose in your other hand?"
Why, thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl
home.
On the way he said, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously. Then said, "I'm a
lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when
we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my
skirt, and ravish me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil,
two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you
up against the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put
the anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."
couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and
would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store
and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed
store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to
carry all of his purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old
lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get
to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird
Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket,
carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm, and carry
The goose in your other hand?"
Why, thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl
home.
On the way he said, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously. Then said, "I'm a
lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when
we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my
skirt, and ravish me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil,
two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you
up against the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put
the anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."
and i do mean OLD!! Ya know maybe i should revise that joke to have a fairly elderly man walking with a cane that just left the local pharmacy with his bag of dentucream, and depends!!