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Post by hungryhuntergirl on Feb 7, 2006 17:19:06 GMT -5
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer -- are working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable." The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."
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Post by "BIGTYME" on Feb 7, 2006 19:31:32 GMT -5
LMAO that was great
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Post by bowhunter1970 on Feb 8, 2006 9:00:03 GMT -5
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Post by 243 on Feb 16, 2006 20:01:48 GMT -5
ya if only, just as long as Osama Bin Laden was in there, we would be in a little more luck as far as that goes
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Post by Ruger Redhawk on May 21, 2006 10:09:03 GMT -5
That would work well on the Texas/Mexico boarder don't you think?Have on entrance going South only.
Ruger Redhawk
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