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Post by hungryhuntergirl on Sept 29, 2005 16:41:35 GMT -5
Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Mom and Dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies,"Never mind what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies,"Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says, "No." Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "OK! What do you think?" He says, "Well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
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Post by Ruger Redhawk on Sept 29, 2005 18:12:14 GMT -5
Now that is a sticky subject .I can think of worse places it could happen.
Good one HHG.
Ruger Redhawk
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Post by "BIGTYME" on Sept 30, 2005 12:24:01 GMT -5
That is a classic I have heard it before but it always is funny
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Post by CY83R|<!D on Oct 10, 2005 13:15:15 GMT -5
lol thats great ;D
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Post by 243 on Dec 13, 2005 23:33:17 GMT -5
that is pure evil, i would kill my brother as soon as i got out of my little predicament
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