Post by "BIGTYME" on Sept 22, 2005 19:39:59 GMT -5
Redneck Newlyweds...
A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor.
"You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My thingy's
turnin' blue."
"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's "thingy" really was blue.
The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?"
"Yep, shore am," she replied brightly.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"Grape."
I could really use this one on a certain staff member but won't go that far really I won't I mean really HHG I wouldn't point you out that way
A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor.
"You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My thingy's
turnin' blue."
"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's "thingy" really was blue.
The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?"
"Yep, shore am," she replied brightly.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"Grape."
I could really use this one on a certain staff member but won't go that far really I won't I mean really HHG I wouldn't point you out that way
