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Post by "BIGTYME" on Sept 8, 2005 16:19:41 GMT -5
Redneck computer terms
Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log Off: Don't add no wood.
Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'.
Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.
Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive: Getting' home in the winter season.
Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.
Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below.
Screen: What 'cha need for the black fly season.
Byte: That's what the flies do.
Chip: What to munch on.
Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.
Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.
Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.
Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.
Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.
Port: Fancy wine.
Enter: C'mon in.
Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.
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Post by Ruger Redhawk on Sept 8, 2005 18:38:55 GMT -5
That fits HHG to a tee.She probably has this down pat.My understanding is if we have a problem with the Redneck puter terms she'll be the one to ask.
Ruger Redhawk
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Post by hungryhuntergirl on Sept 9, 2005 18:02:56 GMT -5
Yup, you got er right thar!! I can jump start a light pole with duct tape and bailin wire!!
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Post by Ruger Redhawk on Sept 9, 2005 18:53:32 GMT -5
You're good girl, I knew you would have a handle on the situation. That's what the southern education did for you.I won't say you're the best, I just haven't seen any better.
Ruger Redhawk
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Post by "BIGTYME" on Sept 9, 2005 19:05:50 GMT -5
You're good girl, I knew you would have a handle on the situation. That's what the southern education did for you.I won't say you're the best, I just haven't seen any better. Ruger Redhawk lmao but we love ya hhg thats why we mess with ya
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Post by Ruger Redhawk on Sept 10, 2005 12:52:12 GMT -5
lmao but we love ya hhg thats why we mess with ya BT Yeah we do.We shouldn't have let the cat out of the bag. Now she'll be walking around with a swelled head.Yeah she's a sweetheart. If you think she doesn't know it just ask her LOL. ;D ;D ;D Ruger Redhawk
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