Redneck wants to fight

["BIGTYME"]

There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that river. John was elated; he told his wife that finally he was going to get the chance to cross over and whip Clarence.

He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes. His wife asked what was wrong, didn't he intend to go over the bridge and whip Clarence? He replied that he never had really seen Clarence up close and didn't realize his size until he started over the bridge and saw the sign: "CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN"

[Ruger Redhawk]

That's a big boy there that Clearence.I would have to send my special bodyguard HHG.If she can't handle it nobody could.That Mississippi girl is a mean little hefer. Waiting on your response HHG.

Ruger Redhawk

[hungryhuntergirl]

He he he, I can handle any clearance yall gimme!! Ergghh!!!

[Ruger Redhawk]

Yep I knew you'd take him on.That Mississippi girl won't back down from anybody.Meaner then a junkyard dog.
Ruger Redhawk