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Post by "BIGTYME" on Aug 25, 2005 18:57:21 GMT -5
Two rednecks, BIGTYME and Ruger, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser.
The passenger, Ruger, said, "Look thar up ahead, BIGTYME, it's a dadgum police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!
"Don't worry, Ruger," BIGTYME said.
"We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Ruger.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said BIGTYME.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put the labels on each of their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys ya'll been drinkin'?"
"No sir," said BIGTYME while pointing at the labels...
"Me and Ruger on the Patch ".
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Post by hungryhuntergirl on Aug 26, 2005 9:10:02 GMT -5
LMAO!!!! That sounds bout right!! Yall 2 are a hoot!! ;D
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Post by "BIGTYME" on Aug 26, 2005 16:52:18 GMT -5
I thought y'all would like it
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Post by Ruger Redhawk on Aug 26, 2005 18:51:03 GMT -5
BT I'm sure glad you were the brains of that operation.I would have spent the night in the Big House without you great idea. I have one question for HHG. HHG would that work in Mississippi?Or do you just drink Corn whiskey?That goes along with being Cornfed doesn't it?
Ruger Redhawk
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Post by hungryhuntergirl on Aug 27, 2005 21:46:11 GMT -5
Yeah, RR and sometimes even soybean shine!! Anyway, we dont stop fer the cops here, we jus keep runnin and runnin and runnin...... ;D
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Post by Ruger Redhawk on Aug 27, 2005 23:04:14 GMT -5
HHG All jokes aside. I wish all of you the best with the hurricane heading your way.If I can help you let me know.As you know I've been there last year getting hit by two good ones.It's not fun. My prayers are coming your way.Please let us know how you make out.If you need anything I'm here for you.
Ruger Redhawk
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Post by hungryhuntergirl on Aug 28, 2005 12:44:14 GMT -5
Yeah yall it looks like it is gonna be a category 1 or 2 when it hits here!! I mean at my front door here. Sooo if I aint on fer a couple of days, yall will know why, but we do have our generator so I will try and keep yall up on the situation. They already gave Jon a day off, and it is lookin like they are gonna get him an apartment where the main office is down in Louisiana so they can help with all the machines that are gonna be torn up down there! I will probly be pretty busy here patchin up all the folks that are gonna be hurt here. There are a ton of folks on the interstate, and wal mart looks like it is christmas with all the people in there, it is shoulder to shoulder there!!! I will keep yall posted!! Kim
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Post by Ruger Redhawk on Aug 28, 2005 15:09:28 GMT -5
Becareful HHG.It's not worth taking chances.Take care and I'll be thinking of you.
Ruger Redhawk
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Post by CY83R|<!D on Sept 4, 2005 15:55:52 GMT -5
lol good one...ill be passing that on
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