The Game Warden

[DeerHunter]

>>>A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks.
>>>
>>>He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home
>>>when
>>>he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies.
>>>
>>>The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and
>>>the
>>>hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game
>>>warden
>>>looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks,
>>>sniffed its butt, and said "This duck ain't from West Virginia. This is a
>>>Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license boy?"
>>>
>>>The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting
>>>license.
>>>
>>>The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second
>>> duck
>>>sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from
>>>Arkansas, You got a Arkansas license?"
>>>
>>>The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting
>>>license.
>>>
>>>The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its
>>>butt, and said This ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from South
>>>Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?"
>>>
>>>Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South
>>>Carolina hunting license.
>>>
>>>The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at
>>>the hillbilly "Just where the heck are you from?"
>>>
>>>The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said "You
>>>tell me - you're the expert."