When you have a " I Hate My Job Day "

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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On
your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go
to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal
thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very
sure
you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains
and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in
your
favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer. Then, carefully place it on a table or a
surface, so that it will not become chipped or
broken.

Now the fun part begins - Take out the literature
and
read it carefully. You will notice that in small
print
there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made
by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."

Finally, close your eyes and repeat out loud five
times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control
at Johnson and Johnson!"
HAVE A NICE DAY AND remember, THERE IS ALWAYS
SOMEONE
ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS

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