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Prayer
Jun 16, 2004 10:17:09 GMT -5
Post by Danny on Jun 16, 2004 10:17:09 GMT -5
THE FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me without end,
and never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I pray beside my bed,
I look at the clown you sent me instead.
Amen.
And now ....
THE MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store. Amen
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Prayer
Jun 24, 2004 16:04:00 GMT -5
Post by Renegade on Jun 24, 2004 16:04:00 GMT -5
AMEN!! Later, Dave
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