Post by TXBOWHNTR on Jun 16, 2004 10:08:46 GMT -5
>Black Testicles?!
>
>A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A
>young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
>"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash
>your hands and feet."
>He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
>Finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one
>hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says,
>"There's nothing wrong with them!"
>Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies,
>"That was very nice but, are... my... test...results...back?"
>
>A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A
>young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
>"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash
>your hands and feet."
>He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
>Finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one
>hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says,
>"There's nothing wrong with them!"
>Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies,
>"That was very nice but, are... my... test...results...back?"
