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Post by Renegade on Jun 9, 2004 21:25:01 GMT -5
Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane. Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.
Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.
Then George W. Bush says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws Bill Clinton off the plane.
Later,
Dave
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Post by Danny on Jun 10, 2004 10:13:04 GMT -5
Oh, we could only hope!
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Post by Ruger Redhawk on Jun 12, 2004 18:05:11 GMT -5
Make sure he has his arm around Hilary. That would be a happy day for America.
Ruger Redhawk
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Post by Renegade on Jun 13, 2004 20:33:52 GMT -5
Don't think we'd be that lucky.
Later,
Dave
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Post by mobe45 on Jun 15, 2004 16:18:40 GMT -5
So are we taking up a collection for the plane tickets?
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