Post by Danny on Jun 9, 2004 9:13:44 GMT -5
The high school coaches in Terrebone Parish, Louisiana went to a coaches' retreat. To save money they had to room together. No one wanted to room with Coach Boudreaux because he snores so bad. They
decide it's not fair to make one of dem stay wit him the whole time so they vote
to take turns.
Coach Fontenot sleeps wit him and he come to breakfast next morning hair a mess, eyes all bloodshot.
They say, "Man, what happen to you?" He say, "Man, that Boudreaux snore so loud, I watch him all
night long."
Next night coach Guidry's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They say, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He say, "Man, no, that Boudreaux shake the
roof. I watched him all night long."
Third night, coach Breaux turn. Next morning he come to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
"Good morning you all." They can't believe!
They say, "Man, what happened?" He say, "Well, we get ready for bed. I
go and tuck Boudreaux into bed and kiss him good night.
He watch me all night long."
decide it's not fair to make one of dem stay wit him the whole time so they vote
to take turns.
Coach Fontenot sleeps wit him and he come to breakfast next morning hair a mess, eyes all bloodshot.
They say, "Man, what happen to you?" He say, "Man, that Boudreaux snore so loud, I watch him all
night long."
Next night coach Guidry's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They say, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He say, "Man, no, that Boudreaux shake the
roof. I watched him all night long."
Third night, coach Breaux turn. Next morning he come to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
"Good morning you all." They can't believe!
They say, "Man, what happened?" He say, "Well, we get ready for bed. I
go and tuck Boudreaux into bed and kiss him good night.
He watch me all night long."
