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Post by Hunt4life on Jun 4, 2004 6:11:49 GMT -5
AFTER THEIR 11TH CHILD, AN ALABAMA COUPLE DECIDED THAT WAS ENOUGH AS THEY COULD NOT AFFORD A LARGER BED.
SO THE HUSBAND WENT TO HIS VETERINARIAN AND TOLD HIM THAT HE AND HIS COUSIN DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE ANYMORE CHILDREN.
THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM THAT THERE WAS A PROCEDURE CALLED A VASECTOMY THAT COULD FIX THE PROBLEM BUT THAT IT WAS EXPENSIVE. "A LESS COSTLY ALTERNATIVE," SAID THE DOCTOR, "IS TO GO HOME, GET A CHERRY BOMB." (FIREWORKS ARE LEGAL IN ALABAMA)
"LIGHT IT, PUT IT IN A BEER CAN, THEN HOLD THE CAN UP TO YOUR EAR AND COUNT TO 10."
THE ALABAMIAN SAID TO THE DOCTOR, "I MAY NOT BE THE SMARTEST TOOL IN THE SHED, BUT I DON'T SEE HOW PUTTING A CHERRY BOMB IN A BEER CAN NEXT TO MY EAR IS GOING TO HELP ME."
"TRUST ME," SAID THE DOCTOR.
SO THE MAN WENT HOME, LIT A CHERRY BOM! B AND PUT IT IN A BEER CAN. HE HELD THE CAN UP TO HIS EAR AND BEGAN TO COUNT
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
AT WHICH POINT HE PAUSED, PLACED THE BEER CAN BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND RESUMED COUNTING ON HIS OTHER HAND.
THIS PROCEDURE ALSO WORKS IN TENNESSEE, KENTUCKY, SOUTH DAKOTA, ARKANSAS, MISSISSIPPI & WEST VIRGINIA
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Post by TXBOWHNTR on Jun 4, 2004 7:55:34 GMT -5
Everytime I see that joke I laugh!!!
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Post by april on Jun 4, 2004 13:33:46 GMT -5
Lol...I inserted "Arkansas"....made it funnier..lmao
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Post by "BIGTYME" on Jun 5, 2004 2:32:09 GMT -5
man that is good but why add mississippi in it that was just wrong lmao
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Post by mobe45 on Jun 15, 2004 16:36:25 GMT -5
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243
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There's a place for ALL Gods creatures,next to the mashed potatoes & gravy
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Post by 243 on Jul 7, 2004 12:14:01 GMT -5
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Post by mobe45 on Jul 11, 2004 13:45:54 GMT -5
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Post by Dep6 on Jul 20, 2004 6:02:42 GMT -5
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Post by Danny on Jul 20, 2004 12:59:04 GMT -5
Everytime I see it I have to take a blood pressure pill!!
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243
Conservation Officer in Training
There's a place for ALL Gods creatures,next to the mashed potatoes & gravy
Posts: 1,216
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Post by 243 on Jul 20, 2004 15:59:01 GMT -5
That's why my missouri sister quit too! whose idea was it,hers,or his?
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